A geeks guide to dating
" If so, find out just how geeky he is in "The Geek Test." Learn how to cope with his geekiness in sections such as: “Getting What You Want” and “How to Exercise Your Geek.” Also, discover how to plot revenge, diagnose common geek ailments, and find the perfect gift for your geek.
Your closets are full of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease.
Now there are actual activities and planning involved, and implementing them can be awkward. BEFORE YOU ASK HER ON A DATE 3) Get to know her a little. (B) With an unenthusiastic "maybe" or long hesitation. She is trying to say no but doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Relax, buddy, she probably just has plans for that day, like she says. I didn't mean to take you by surprise." Now hit pause again. (B) She shows relief by exhaling and smiling, then says something to the effect of, "You're right, you did take me by surprise, and I don't really think of you as anything but a friend. Notice some small, innocuous detail about her that you like -- "I like your hair like that." "You look really nice in that coat!
Not too much - that's the fungus approach, where you become her best friend for a year before asking her out. Look her in the eye and say, "I know how you mentioned you liked foreign films. Nonverbal signs: No or broken eye contact, nervous, jittery smile, body turns away from you; hands on face, pushing back hair or touching forehead or chin. Wait for her response: (A) She says, "Oh, no, I'd love to go on a date. I hope you understand." If you get response (B), you have just let her off the hook. You have endeared yourself to her, which means a lot to her, even if she did say no. " "I haven't seen you in red before -- you look great!
You may even level up to a romance worthy of an RPG!
“…sincere in helping dweebs discover that love is really the final frontier.”—Den of Geeks “…a solid manual.” —Official Xbox Magazine “The Geek’s Guide to Dating could be the answer to a single geek’s prayers.”—Suvudu “Eric Smith’s The Geek’s Guide to Dating sets out to aid geeky guys everywhere with humorous instructions on finding the Princess Peach to their Mario.”—Pop Sugar“…this is a welcome alternative to the ‘pick-up artist’ phenomenon courting this same demographic.”—Publishers Weekly“[The Geek’s Guide to Dating] offers serious advice for getting a girl and knowing how to keep her…a perfect stocking stuffer!
”—Anna Jedrziewski, Retailing Insight “If dating seems more like a dismal game of Frogger instead of a fun Zelda adventure, you need to read “The Geek’s Guide to Dating” by Eric Smith!
This hilarious primer leads geeks of all ages through the perils and pitfalls of meeting women, going on dates, getting serious, breaking up, and establishing a successful lifelong relationship (hint: it's time to invest in new bedsheets).
Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations, The Geek's Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper.